Bar Jokes - Bar Trick Jokes

On the House

Q: Can you get free drinks by sleeping with the bartender?
A: It's worth a shot.

Categories: Riddles , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Guessing the Drink

A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay." So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes)
Anonymous

We Have Plenty of Those

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry about it," said the Texan, "we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas." The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, selected a bottle of fine wine, tossed it up, and shot it into smitherines. "Hey, don't sweat it dudes," chirped the Californian, "There's zillions of bottles of wine in Cali." The Seattlite, following suit, guzzled down a bottle of micro-brewed beer, chucked it towards the rafters, shot the Californian, and (without missing a beat) pulled out his hand and caught the beer bottle. Everyone in the bar stood frozen in shock. "Relax, kids," said the Seattlite cooly, "Up in Seattle, there's a freakin' shitload of Californians. No big deal."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes (Bar Trick Jokes)
Anonymous
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