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Anonymous
CPR
Last night I was at the bar when the waitress screamed...
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said, "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"
Everyone laughed.
Well, except one guy.
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Anonymous
Memory Test
Q: What are those things you blow on and make wishes?
A: Breathalyzers
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Submitted BY: MEG
