Art & Music Jokes - Singer Jokes

Hannibal Lecter and Britney Spears

Q: What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?
A: Dinner at Hooters.

Anonymous

Bagpiper vs. Country Singer

Q: What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A: The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Shark Week - Favorite Song

Q: What's a hammerhead shark's favorite song?
A: U Can't Touch This

Submitted BY: Crosley Fields
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