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Art & Music Jokes - Guitar Jokes
Female Guitar Player
Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"
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Guitar Players to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."
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Sheet Music
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
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