Art & Music Jokes - Guitar Jokes

Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Guitar Players to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."

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Guitarist and his Gig

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

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