Art & Music Jokes - Guitar Jokes

Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

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Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.

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Minor Second

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

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