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Art & Music Jokes - Guitar Jokes
Sheet Music
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
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Guitarists in Unison
Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.
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Five Pound Note
Q: There's note on the floor; who picks it up? The thrash guitarist, the drummer who keeps good time, or the drummer who keeps bad time?
A: The drummer who keeps bad time, because the other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.
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