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Art & Music Jokes - Guitar Jokes
Savings Bonds V Guitarists
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
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Heavy Metal Guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
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Arrested Guitar
Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.
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