Art & Music Jokes - Drummer Jokes

Buying Enemies Gifts

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

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Looking To Buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."

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Bagpiper Mad At The Drummer

Q: Why did the bagpiper get mad at the drummer?
A: He moved a drone and wouldn't tell him which one.

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