Art & Music Jokes - Drummer Jokes

Singers Changing a Light Bulb

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Get the drummer to do it.

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Looking To Buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."

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Level Drummer's Platform

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?
A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.

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