Art & Music Jokes - Drummer Jokes

Drummers and Horses

Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.

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Singers Changing a Light Bulb

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Get the drummer to do it.

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Looking To Buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."

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