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Drum Keys
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
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Turned A Peg
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Drummers And Laxatives
Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.
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