Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

Lightening Strikes Twice

Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Natural Major

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.