Art & Music Jokes

Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.

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Conductors Change a Bulb

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Bagpiper And Lightning

Q: Why are bagpipers fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

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