Art & Music Jokes

The Lead Singer

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

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George Bernard Shaw

While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next. "Dominoes," he replied.

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Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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