Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 
It was a good song.

How Is A Bagpipe Like Throwing A Javelin

Q: How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.