Art & Music Jokes

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold

Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.  "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.
"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.
"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"

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Anonymous

Bus Air

I farted on the bus today and four people turned around..
I felt like I was on the voice.

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