Art & Music Jokes

George Bernard Shaw

While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd like them to play next. "Dominoes," he replied.

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Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.

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Blues Singer's Tombstone

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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