Appearance Jokes

When a Skeleton is Hungry

Q: What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
A: Bone appetit!

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From Another Planet

NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo's Costume
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A judge has ruled that a defendant can't show up for trial wearing fur, bones, goggles and pale green body paint, even if he is from the planet Zambodia. But an attorney for the man who calls himself Prince Mongo wants to make a federal case out of his client's 10-day jail sentence for contempt of court. Slug PM-Prince Mongo. New, may stand. Federal court hearing starts at 1 p.m. EDT. 

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Mario's Favorite Fabric

Q: What's Mario's favorite fabric?
A: Denim, denim, denim.

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