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Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too!"
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Yo Mama - Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop a Cheerio.
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Self Esteem
I have a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you think I'm sexy."
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
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