Cops After You

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

Beauty Parlor Magic

Some beauty parlors do a great job. One young man followed a young woman for twenty blocks. Then he found out it was his grandmother.

Two Blokes Were Out Walking Home From Work One Afternoon

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip the wife's knickers off!" "What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replied.