Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Yo Mama - Green Grass

Yo mama so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Guppies

Yo mama is so fat, she makes whales look like guppies.

Anonymous

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Anonymous
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