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Yo Mama - Bungee

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Pick Up and Put Down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!" The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"

Yo Mama - Quarter Roll

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo Mama - First Words

Yo mama so fat, her first word was "more."