Appearance Jokes

Nude Sunbathing

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd tip your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would tip itself."

Anonymous

Nose Walks Into a Bar

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

Anonymous

Lisa has Friends

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list.
Q: What does Lisa have?
A: Huge boobs.

Anonymous
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