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When Two Equals Five
One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
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Pregnant Smiles
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.
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Ungrateful
Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"
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