Appearance Jokes

Yo Momma - Shot

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

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Anonymous

Yo Momma - Door Frame

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

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Anonymous

FDA Milk Labeling Rules

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.

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Anonymous
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