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Yo Momma - Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

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Yo Mama - Wii Fit

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

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Can't Quit Cold Turkey

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy dear, can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

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