Appearance Jokes

Bald Man with Holy Pockets

Q: Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Breasts Like a Train Set

Q: Why are women's breasts like a toy train set?
A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

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Office Christmas

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work, but the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

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