No Sex Nancy

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

Ugly

A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker yelled "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!" The girl turned around and replied "It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won't give you the time of day?"

Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.