Appearance Jokes

Close the Blinds

A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds."

Categories: Appearance Jokes
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Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.

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Berlin

Q: Did you hear that Berlin left the music industry?
A: He opened a liposuction clinic called Take My Breadth Away

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