Appearance Jokes

Love Through the Shades

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies. Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned. 'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

Anonymous

Your Daddy

Your daddy so skinny, he can Hula Hoop with a Fruit Loop.

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When a Skeleton is Hungry

Q: What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
A: Bone appetit!

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