Appearance Jokes

Microsoft and Halter Top

Q: What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
A: Both offer very little support!

Anonymous

Totally Truthful

A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

Anonymous

No Legs, Chuck

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refrigerator?
A: CHUCK.

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