Appearance Jokes

Joined a Nudist Camp

A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidentally sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it. A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Ski Slope

Yo mama so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Anonymous

Fat Chicks and Mopeds

Q: What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
A: They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!

Anonymous
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