Appearance Jokes

Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

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Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.

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When to Slap a Midget

Q: When is the only polite time to slap a midget?
A: When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

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