Appearance Jokes

Fast Food Order

I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fat ass customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

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Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Doggy Style

Yo mama so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and it'll still be doggy-style.

Anonymous
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