Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Elephant Tampons

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: mgrector

Taking Care of the Coyotes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent." "I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Profession Jokes (Bureaucrat Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: thebogieguy
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