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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Farmer Petrovich
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?" The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"
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Frenchman and His Animals
Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A: A bisexual!
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Animal Jokes
(Sheep Jokes)
, Ethnic / Country Jokes
(French Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
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Sheep HVAC
Q: How do sheep keep warm in winter?
A: Central bleating!
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