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Sheep HVAC
Q: How do sheep keep warm in winter?
A: Central bleating!
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Sex With The Pig
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Virgin Wool
Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep.
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