Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes

Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

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Mutton Break

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: Baaaaaaahamas.

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Sex With Sheep

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.

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