Thank Ewe

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.

Farmer Petrovich

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister comes walking around the corner. The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?" The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"