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Three Pigs in a Bar
There were three little pigs. The first pig went to a bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The second pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, went to the bathroom, and then left. The third pig went to the same bar, ordered a drink, gulped it down, and was just going to leave when the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom. The third little pig replied, “No, I’m the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home.”
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Submitted BY: lesvuoso27
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
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Anonymous
The Pig Called Ink
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
A: Because he kept running out of the pen!
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