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Pig's Ears
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant, "Do you have pig's ears?" The counter assistant replies, "No, it's just the way my hair is parted!"
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Pig and a Lawyer
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Pig Ballet
Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake!
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