Pig at Casino

Q:  Why did the pig go to the casino?
A:  To play the slop machine!

Flying Pig

Q: What do you say if you see a flying pig?
A: 'I see bacon's going up'!

This little Piggy!

A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves.  Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves.  A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing. Finally, a fifth piggy comes in to the bar and orders a beer. After finishing his beer, he gets off the bar stool and begins to walk out the door.  Before reaching the door, the bartender yells, "Hey Pig...aren't you going to pee on the floor like the others?"  To which the pig replies, "No you idiot!  Everyone knows that the last little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE  all the way home!"