Animal Jokes

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A Condom And A Rattlesnake

What would you do if you had a condom with a hole in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

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Summer Treat

Q: What is a llama's favorite drink?
A: 'llama-nade'.

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Animals On a Toilet

Q: How many animals can you fit on a toilet?
A: One pussy and 1000 hares.

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