Animal Doctor

Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?" Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!"

Frog Wants a Loan

A frog walks into a bank and says, "I wanna loan."
"Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk. She is the loan manager. I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says.
The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and says, "I wanna loan."
Mrs. Black says, "Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to sign. So, if you will wait right here..."
At this point the frog pulls out of his knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her. She asks, confused, "What is this?"
The frog croaks back, "I wanna loan."
She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, "I don't get it. A frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me this golden disk. Do you know what it is?"
The boss laughs and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"

A Hippo What?

3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was. The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone." The second shook his head and said  "Nah, hippo may be mean, but ain't nothing meaner than an alligator. He got a big mouth and all them teeth, snap ?, one bite, ha, one swallow, you gone." The third gentleman sat for a moment, and finally he spoke and said, " No sir, the meanest aninmal in the world is a hippagator." The other two in disbelief inquired as to what in the world is a hippagator, believing there was no such animal. The gentleman slowly began to explain, "A hippagator got a hippo head on one end, and an 'gator head on the other" "WAIT !"  interrupted the others, "If he has a head on both ends, How does he shit ?" The reply was simply, "He don't, that's what makes him so mean".