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Snake Hand
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's.
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Turtle Cross
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
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Boys at the Zoo
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."
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