Animal Jokes

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Hunting Wife

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."

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Save a Drowning Mouse

Q: How do you save a drowning mouse?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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Custom Towels

Q: What do snakes have written on their bath towels?
A: Hiss and Hers.

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