Animal Jokes

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Can you Hear me Now?

Q: What do you call bears with no ears?
A: B.

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Talking Frog

A young boy found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess.” The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. “Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn't kiss me?” The boy replied, “I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”

Categories: Animal Jokes
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One Leg

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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