Knock Knock - Spider

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says... I like you!

Reindeer In A Bar

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a deer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof. As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here." The reindeer looked hard at the hoof-full of change and said, "Hmmmp. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."

Chameleon's Motto

Q: What is a chameleon's motto?
A: A change is as good as a rest!