Blonde Fox

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
A: She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Slave in Lions Mouth

Q: What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
A: The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Tarzan's New Parts

Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a d**k. Later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee." "Why's that?" "It keep picking grass and shoving in Tarzan's ass."