It Is Woomba

At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba".  The African surgeon is saying, "No Man, it is Whoooooommmmmm".  They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon and interrupts them. "Excuse me chaps, but I do believe that the word you are trying to say is "Womb."  After he has gone away, the African turns to the Indian and says, "I bet you he has never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart under water!

Flat Top

Q: What do you call a camel with a flat back?
A: Humphrey

Raccoon Crossing

Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?
A: He didn't, he got hit by a car.