Turtle Soup Order

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"

Blonde Fox

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
A: She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Slave in Lions Mouth

Q: What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
A: The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!