Darn it!

Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
A: Darn it!

Monkey Booty Call

I love a female who's not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.

Quiz For My Smart Friends

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? ****Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.*
2. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ****Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.*
3. The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? ****Answer:  The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.*
4. You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? ****Answer:  You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.