Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

What Flies Around And Can Bite Your Head Off

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

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Worm Band

Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!

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Flies In A Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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