Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Three Flies Trapped

Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Firefly Race

Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready set glow!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Five Inch Drop

A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops. A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps. A hunter with a cheese sandwich in his pocket sees the bear and waits for it to go for the fish to shoot it. A mouse sees the cheese sandwich and decides to wait for the hunter to shoot so that the sandwich will fall and he can get it. A cat sees the mouse and decides to wait for it to go for the sandwich to jump and catch it. So, the fly drops, the fish jumps, the bear goes for it, the hunter shoots, the sandwich falls, the mouse goes for it, and the cat jumps, but he misses and goes into the water.

The moral of the story: when the fly drops five inches, the pussy gets wet.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes)
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