Bug Love

Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in the mattress?
A: They were married in the spring.

Persistency Act

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years go by and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there.  He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail looks up and says, "What the hell was that all about?"

Roaches Discussing

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere -- it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"