Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

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Turtle Neck Sweater

Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!

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Spider Career

Q: What do spiders do when they graduate from college?
A: Make Websites.

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