Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant in the Garage

Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.

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Wise Elephants

Q: Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?!

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Elephant Toenails

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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