Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

City Elephant -Riddles

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city?
A: Free Parking.

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Elephant and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.

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Elephant in the Garage

Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing.

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